But, Hey!

There are so many pretty girls in the world

Too bad they all have the same haircut

I'll Start With You

Scene:
Canadian Tire Guy steps onto his porch wearing a housecoat and checks his mail box. He grabs a newspaper from the box, unfolds it, and browses the front page as he's turning around to re-enter his house.
At the foot of his driveway, a balding, middle aged man wearing a varsity jacket approaches the house, stopping next to an automobile.

Canadian Tire Guy: "Darryl! G'morning! What's that you've got there?"
*indicates item in Varsity's hand*

Varsity Jacket: "This?"
*demonstrates sledge hammer*

*scene changes to a flyer-esque still shot of the hammer with the price indicated beside*

Varsity Jacket: "Oh, it's a Mastercraft 8lb Sledge. I just picked it up at Canadian Tire this morning for $27.99..."

Canadian Tire Guy: "That's a pretty heavy deal, Dar-"

*Varsity Jacket immediatley interupts Canadian Tire Guy and continues speaking*

Varsity Jacket: "...so I could smash your fucking windshield in for making me look bad in front of my kid at hockey practice last week."

*Varsity Jacket hits the windshield with the hammer twice, causing it to break in the typical fashion, and begins to walk away*

Varsity Jacket: " So fuck you, your snap skates, and your new generator, you cocky son of a bitch."

* "I'll Start With You" theme plays as the camera pans out on Varsity Jacket aggressivly dropping the hammer at the foot of the driveway. He then turns toward the sidewalk and walks away*

Used Furniture Oldschool

I've been going to the same place to get my hair cut as long as I can remember. Honestly, I've probably only gotten it cut elsewhere 4 or 5 times.

Lifetime.

It used to just be "Frenchy" and that's who always cut my hair.
Now, his son, who's grown up (late 20's) is also a barber there.
Working with his father.

So now i go to either.
I prefer the older frenchman.
He gives an old school cut.

His son's to "up to date" for me.
relative to: a Sackville "up to date".

for example:

He's new school, like Walmart's are new school.
Like ski doo-new school.

His father is sailor-old school.
Used furniture-old school.

Frenchy's Snip 'n Clip
Please feel free to wait
for the barber of your choice.

Good morning, Grapes

Good morning, grapes.
My purpu-lar, roundu-lar, friend to the endu-lers.
You're chicken wings, times ten.
And that's why you're my friends.

Convergy's

I had a job interview at Convergy's today.

It went something like this:

"...hello?"

Cinnamon-Raisin Bagel,
Indeed, you start my day well.
Orange juice covers fruit.
The food guide is so cute!

That's why I call it's house,

and just breathe...

Mo' Money, Mo' Problems

I wish I knew the name of the song they sample at the beginning of the Ma$e song, "Feel So Good". Busta Rhymes also uses it at the beginning of the instrumental version of "Fire It Up", the song that samples the Knight Rider theme. However, his version doesn't have Ma$e yelling right before the music comes in.
I think I might clip the first part of the .wav and put that intro before all of the songs I like.

The Ma$e version, of course.