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i am making pizza tomorrow. for breakfast
just out of pure spite and im gonna burn it too
just, on purpose, cook it too long
take that "lazy pizza"
fuck it, im not even gonna eat it either im gonna get dressed up and everything. set a place at teh table. wear a tie. just sit down for a second. then get up.
leave it
throw my cloth napkin on the plate
throw my arms in teh air
and just say "mm!" "delicious!"

fuckin, unwrap two oh henry's and toss each over the respective shoulder,
rip the tie off,

say "i don't usually take dessert",
and slam a door or some shit

...let Cadbury sort it out

candlestick

Colonel Mustard, you're under arrest.

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*riiiiing*



NOBODY!